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Now that you're safely home, unbox your new beauty and bask in its technological superiority.  If you watch closely enough, you can witness your device depreciating. Don't forget to pretend to read the instruction manual before throwing it away. With your new device up and running, its time to actually enjoy your new purchase.  Remember: water + electronics = shattered dreams.
  • Now that you're safely home, unbox your new beauty and bask in its technological superiority. If you watch closely enough, you can witness your device depreciating.

  • Don't forget to pretend to read the instruction manual before throwing it away.

  • With your new device up and running, its time to actually enjoy your new purchase. Remember: water + electronics = shattered dreams.

现在你安全回到了家,把你的心上人从箱子里解放出来,沐浴在她优越技术的荣耀里。如果你仔细观察,你可以亲眼目睹你的设备正在贬值。

扔掉操作手册之前别忘了假装已经读过了。

现在你的新设备已经正常工作了。终于到了可以享受真正购买新品的乐趣了。请牢记:水+电子产品=破碎的梦。

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