We all know that nothing healthy has flavor. That's why I went out of my way to share with you everything I've learned as a modern day, common, everyday, average, typical, normal, modern, Man.

Food for the common man. Food for those who brave the malaise of a society of people bearing the weight of their uncertain future. Food for a generation burdened by a psychological plague given rise by our collective addiction to social media. Food for those who wake up every morning and ask themselves "what's the weather forecast?" Food for owners of only nonstick pans and stainless steel Frigidaire appliances. Food for you, and food for I.

"Let us eat, for tomorrow we live in a world where our phones are smarter than our leaders." –ChatGPT